***Disclaimer: This post may not be suitable for parents or siblings. Proceed at your own risk!***
Umm....
One of list of side effects in birth control packet:
your breasts may feel tender, painful or they may get slightly larger OR OOZE A LITTLE MILK.
I was not warned of this. Seriously, people? THIS HAPPENS? To the childless? Wow. (And by the way guys, the correct response when your girlfriend tells you about this is NOT "Hot." Yes, I am fully aware that it is a natural process, and I am completely down with that, but that does not mean I'm ready to accept the idea that my boyfriend has a breast milk fetish.) (He doesn't though. Right? RIGHT?)
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